bsaapiers:

sonira:

gUYS TOMODACHI LIFE IS GETTING LOCALIZED AND THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE VIDEO

FINALLY IVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT

(via kirstenly)

Also, I don’t know who trained the person at Wendy’s, but I got like the most immaculate looking chicken sandwich I’ve ever seen.

I felt bad for using my mouth to mash it.

— Jesse (via kirstenly)
oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

MURICA. oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

MURICA. oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

MURICA. oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

MURICA.

oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

MURICA.

(via coolator)

100% Accurate. I thought I knew someone who could but I can’t be sure they’re not some kind of super realistic hologram. 100% Accurate. I thought I knew someone who could but I can’t be sure they’re not some kind of super realistic hologram. 100% Accurate. I thought I knew someone who could but I can’t be sure they’re not some kind of super realistic hologram.

100% Accurate. I thought I knew someone who could but I can’t be sure they’re not some kind of super realistic hologram.

(via mr-radical)

Poor guy, couldn’t even count right.

Poor guy, couldn’t even count right.

(via coolator)

pizzaforpresident:

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Yep, I’ve never seen place more full of butthurt than tumblr.

It’s such a shame that Jodorowsky’s Dune was never made, regardless of the batshit insane budget it would have needed.

(via 70sscifiart)

  • Jess: What do you call a formerly male eye doctor?
  • Me: What?
  • Jess: A post-optometrist.
  • Me: What... Where did you even get this?!
  • Jess: I just made it up, just now.
pleatedjeans:

20 Books That You Won’t Believe Are Real

I need that bear book. pleatedjeans:

20 Books That You Won’t Believe Are Real

I need that bear book. pleatedjeans:

20 Books That You Won’t Believe Are Real

I need that bear book. pleatedjeans:

20 Books That You Won’t Believe Are Real

I need that bear book. pleatedjeans:

20 Books That You Won’t Believe Are Real

I need that bear book. pleatedjeans:

20 Books That You Won’t Believe Are Real

I need that bear book.
kirstenly:

What have I done? What have I DONE?!

kirstenly:

What have I done? What have I DONE?!
spellthief:


If I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.

          -Hayao Miyazaki (x)
spellthief:


If I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.

          -Hayao Miyazaki (x)
spellthief:


If I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.

          -Hayao Miyazaki (x)
spellthief:


If I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.

          -Hayao Miyazaki (x)
spellthief:


If I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.

          -Hayao Miyazaki (x)

spellthief:

If I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.

          -Hayao Miyazaki (x)

(via derpghost)

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make an old man eat a great big bowl of spider webs.”
— Sterling Archer (via kirstenly)